Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I Should Be Poor

This explains so much...

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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/macro/penis-size-economic-growth




Seems IQ is inverse too.

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Jesus At Walmart

Yes it's true. Jesus on a Walmart receipt. Of course the people who spotted him are typical religious nutters.

Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland, the engaged couple who experienced the alleged phenomenon, developed photographs in Walmart and placed the receipt from the service on Sutherland’s kitchen table.

A few days later, Sutherland, a 21-year-old student at North Greenville University, and her fiancee attended their regularly scheduled Wednesday night Bible study session. The message that night was about a close relationship with God.

Once the couple returned to Sutherland’s residence to watch a movie, she noticed a startled expression on Simmons' face.

"Right before we were about to start I noticed Jacob standing beside the counter. I said, 'What's wrong with you,'" Sutherland recalled. “He said, 'Look at this receipt.' I just looked at it and it looked kind of brown, and he said, 'No, Look at it.' So I took a second look and then I saw the face. The message we had just heard at church an hour before went through my mind."

The couple agreed that the shape of an ink-blotted bushy beard, facial structure and two eyes appeared to take the form of a divine face.


http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus-christ-image-develops-from-walmart-receipt-52665/



Someone else did a much better job of recognition however...



yes Marty Feldman.

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