indigenous geek

I Should Be Poor

2011-07-26T17:46:00.001-07:00

This explains so much...

http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/macro/penis-size-economic-growth

Seems IQ is inverse too.

Jesus At Walmart

2011-07-26T17:38:00.000-07:00

Yes it's true. Jesus on a Walmart receipt. Of course the people who spotted him are typical religious nutters.

Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland, the engaged couple who experienced the alleged phenomenon, developed photographs in Walmart and placed the receipt from the service on Sutherland’s kitchen table.

A few days later, Sutherland, a 21-year-old student at North Greenville University, and her fiancee attended their regularly scheduled Wednesday night Bible study session. The message that night was about a close relationship with God.

Once the couple returned to Sutherland’s residence to watch a movie, she noticed a startled expression on Simmons' face.

"Right before we were about to start I noticed Jacob standing beside the counter. I said, 'What's wrong with you,'" Sutherland recalled. “He said, 'Look at this receipt.' I just looked at it and it looked kind of brown, and he said, 'No, Look at it.' So I took a second look and then I saw the face. The message we had just heard at church an hour before went through my mind."

The couple agreed that the shape of an ink-blotted bushy beard, facial structure and two eyes appeared to take the form of a divine face.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus-christ-image-develops-from-walmart-receipt-52665/

Someone else did a much better job of recognition however...

yes Marty Feldman.

It's Zombie Weekend

2011-04-22T11:14:00.000-07:00

Yes it is.

http://nogodsallowed.wordpress.com/2011/04/21/the-most-overlooked-part-of-the-easter-narrative/

Even more amazing. He's a tall, blond haired, blue eyed, middle eastern jew.

It's Earth Day

2011-04-22T07:35:00.001-07:00

Totally Geek

2011-04-01T09:00:00.000-07:00

Yes I think this is funny. Yes I'm a geek.

MMMMMMmmmmmm... brats

Here it is

A Thought For Ash Wednesday

2011-03-09T13:16:00.000-08:00

Lots of fun stuff
http://lolgod.blogspot.com

Attack Of The Killer Hummingbirds

2011-03-06T13:43:00.000-08:00

I was outside this morning when I got buzzed - by hummingbirds. No it doesn't sound like humming. It's much more ominous. I have one of these feeders...

Why does it have four outlets? I've only seen more than one bird just once. They are extremely territorial about their food source. Some of them spend more time chasing others off than feeding. If you are 10-20 feet away and they're fighting over food be prepared to be buzzed. It can come damn close and it comes up fast.

So I probably know the answer to this but just let me ask anyway. If a hummingbird hits you in the head, will it stick like a dart?

That's what I thought.

Does This Taste Funny?

2011-02-25T11:42:00.000-08:00

Okay this might be one of the weirder ones I've ever posted

A California man faces up to a year inside after being found guilty of two counts of misdemeanor battery for ejaculating into a colleague's water bottle.

Michael Kevin Lallana faces additional aggro after the jury backed a "sentencing enhancement allegation" that he committed said misdemeanours for "sexual gratification".

Lallana, 32, and the victim, ID'd as Tiffany G, worked together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network, NBC reports.

The victim testified that one Monday last year she took a swig from her waterbottle, having it left it at the office over the weekend. She apparently noticed a foul taste reminiscent of semen and disposed of it.

After the pair were moved to a different office she had a similar taste experience, and this time took the bottle for testing. Tests revealed the presence of semen, the firm opened an investigation and the police became involved.

Lallana admitted he'd added his fluids to the water, because "her lips had touched it" adding, "for me it's a release. I think about my wife." At the same time, he admitted, he found Tiffany attractive.

Lallana's attorney is pondering an appeal on the basis no crime was committed: "He committed an outrageous, egregious act, but to have battery, you have to have an application of force."

Tiffany apparently burst into tears after a verdict, prompting a sherriff's deputy to bring her tissues.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/25/water_bottle/

So she was able to recognize the taste? Mmmmmm... Okay.

Poopy Time

2011-01-31T18:12:00.000-08:00

And a South Park Classic

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Tags: SOUTH
PARK more...

Tattoo You

2011-01-16T17:36:00.000-08:00

I've featured tattoos before. Also Failblog. Well here is one of Failblog's associated sites for really really bad tats. I love the misspelled ones but as far as really dumb or really ugly go this is a winner....

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2010/10/28/funny-tattoos-zombie-face/

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

Fun Fun Fun

Work Work Work

2011-01-07T14:45:00.000-08:00

This sooooooo defines my work week...

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/good_code.png

Grown Ups

2010-12-29T14:21:00.001-08:00

It Stinks!
Someone in the fam got a dvd of Grown Ups.
I couldn't even finish it.

State of the Groundhog

2010-12-28T20:39:00.000-08:00

I've seen this in several places.

Next year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day, February 2nd.

As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog."

Many sites leave off the reference to Air America. I assume they first said this in 2005 when the concurrence also happened and GWB was president. After all, AA no longer exists.

However it still rings true.

Javatar

2010-07-01T18:46:00.001-07:00

Ya gotta be a real geek to appreciate this.

What About a Hand Job?

2010-05-29T17:23:00.000-07:00

DOZENS of women have written to Pope Benedict asking if Roman Catholic priests can be allowed the occasional hand job.

In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

But a Vatican spokesman said: "Having read the letter I can't help noticing that the shaky handwriting looks suspiciously like that of a man on the edge of a nervous breakdown. Not to mention the fact that several of the pages were stuck together."

The coalition of mistresses has also suggested that, once a week, a priest should be allowed to insert his genitals through a hole in the confession booth partition and allow a local woman to touch him with a chicken feather while he says at least 120 Hail Marys.

One priest-handler said: "It would certainly be less degrading than what Father Kelly used to make me do every night after vespers. I don't know if you've ever tried to do a handstand in a font but believe me it's no church picnic."

But a Vatican source insisted: "The Pope is not totally unsympathetic - he's seen Barbarella for Christ's sake - but he simply does not understand why a fully trained priest would seek comfort in the arms of a woman when he's surrounded by rows and rows of freshly packed boymeat."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/
what-about-handjobs?-women-ask-pope-201005282773/

Amazing Jesus

2010-05-21T09:02:00.001-07:00

That Volcano (who can say it?)

2010-04-22T14:44:00.000-07:00

and some stunning pictures...
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/04/more_from_eyjafjallajokull.html

I Knew It

2010-04-06T07:49:00.000-07:00

Awaiting orders master ...

Red Hot

2010-03-31T13:00:00.000-07:00

This episode was run again last night. Seems timely...

Dirty Snow

2010-03-03T17:49:00.000-08:00

Some people are such prudes.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/offbeat/nude-snow-woman-100303-apx

A Load of Bull

2010-03-01T14:10:00.000-08:00

And of course it's this moronic thinking that endangers rare animals like the rhino. (and does this work for women as well? or should they be eating from the cow?)

And pickled tongue is one of my favorites.

Comic Fun

2010-02-09T15:39:00.000-08:00

I've mentioned several times in the past that I find several web comic to be very entertaining. So a couple that I enjoyed this last week...

(click image to see the whole comic)

and some xkcd...

http://xkcd.com/696/

Groundhog Day - Again

2010-02-01T20:32:00.001-08:00

National Pie Day

2010-01-22T07:32:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow January 23 is National Pie Day, (not to be confused with March 14 National Pi Day)

The best pie is of course the one served at the 'Y'.

Nice Moon

2010-01-20T12:43:00.001-08:00

The More NBC Screws Conan the Funnier He Gets

2010-01-14T14:38:00.001-08:00

For Harry Reid

2010-01-11T04:56:00.000-08:00

Sunday Woo

2010-01-10T15:28:00.001-08:00

It's A Miracle

2009-12-22T12:42:00.000-08:00

Just in time for you most holey worship

http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/08/09/
virgin-mary-makes-an-ironic-appearance/

Santa Gone Wrong

2009-12-20T12:22:00.000-08:00

LA Times has some reader submitted photos of visiting Santa

My god! Where did that mask come from? That explains the look on the poor kid.

Me circa 1952.

Double bad juju,

Ventriloquistmas Elf

Quit undressing the kids!

You can have my sweater!

Classic terror.

Poster boy for Christmas cheer

Another punch to the eye.

Scared of Santa or Dad?

Baby may punch out Santa. (is that Colonel Sanders?)

Category 5 scream

It would appear Santa may have gone into shock.

Ho ho horrors

Undressing another kid . Did we do a background check on Santa?

Escape from Claus

Timmy, this may be your last year on Santa's lap. And maybe the last year for Santa.

Nice balloon hat, says Santa.

Fire Fire

2009-12-19T08:33:00.000-08:00

Spread The Faith

2009-12-17T11:17:00.001-08:00

None Too Soon

2009-12-16T16:01:00.000-08:00

GH Xmas Light Fun

2009-12-15T13:57:00.001-08:00

Here's the story
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10414561-71.html

Handjob

2009-12-12T17:11:00.000-08:00

Normally I don't provide free advertising.

Fail

2009-12-11T10:12:00.000-08:00

I'm not even sure why but this one on http://failblog.org/ just seemed really funny to me...

Open Minded?

2009-12-03T14:40:00.001-08:00

http://www.reasonproject.org/

And The Christmas Season Begins

2009-11-29T13:42:00.000-08:00

From one of my favorite sites
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/10/20/thats-not-traumatizing-or-anything/

The Myan's Predicted This

2009-11-20T12:59:00.000-08:00

A little more Beckishness...

Purity

2009-11-18T09:32:00.000-08:00

I may never be able to eat melon again. Oh the lust!

Where Have I Seen This?

2009-11-12T13:15:00.000-08:00

British Sex ED

2009-11-09T11:44:00.001-08:00

NSFW

The Great FLYdini

2009-11-08T10:47:00.000-08:00

Have seen this in awhile = too good

Wake Up America

2009-10-29T10:59:00.000-07:00

I find Condell much more entertaining then Dawkins or Myers. i also can find nothing here to disagree with.

Lots more at his site.
http://www.patcondell.net/

Dumb Inventions

2009-10-28T16:00:00.000-07:00

Not Another!

2009-09-26T13:56:00.000-07:00

http://thereifixedit.com/2009/07/17/epic-kludge-photo-electric-toothbrush/

Seems I just can't keep from the salacious content lately.

Much more here - and it's just about all rated G.

How Green Can You Be?

2009-09-24T14:50:00.001-07:00

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/
sm_3476091.html?menu=

Almost there! Almost there! What? Damn!

Remove - Crank - Recharge - Reinsert

Ahhhhhh!

----------------------
Nothing is too stupid for some people.

AVAST! It Be Commin' Tomorrow Ya Swabs

2009-09-18T08:10:00.000-07:00

more here
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Facials

2009-09-16T10:19:00.000-07:00

From Violet Blue in the SFGate last month.

Truthfully, I was trying to see if any local spas were offering Norwegian company Bioforskning's facial treatment with their product, Spermine. It is touted in magazines and blogs as a revolutionary facial treatment that uses sperm and lasers to induce a more youthful appearance. I'd read journalist Marty Beckerman's recent article "Spermboarded" where he -- a straight male -- goes to a New York spa for a sperm facial. When he announced his plans to his girlfriend, he claims she "offered to receive a Spermine facial beside me for emotional support." His reaction? "No, I don't want that on your face," He screamed. "From anyone else, I mean."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/
2009/08/20/violetblue0820.DTL

Is there anything an overindulgent asshole can't be sold on?

(To see where that pic came from check this out. It's from a Russian milk ad!
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/crassvertising-in-russia-sexy-women-getting-milk-facials)

On a related article seems those wild time I had in the 60s and 70s are more than tame nowadays.

WARNING! this is not SFW. Much cruder content.

Kids these days are having sex like porn stars.

The most vivid example he gives is that most members of Generation XXX think "sex ends with a money shot to the face." Some boys, like one 17-year-old quoted in the piece, believe that "there is just something about blowing a load in a chick's face that makes you feel like a man." Spitznagel explains, "For most men over 30, facials aren't something you actually do. They're like car chases or hurling someone through a plate-glass window -- the difference between cinema and life. But the ubiquity of porn has blurred the line." He gives other examples of how the sex lives of "America's porn-fed youth" are different from past generations: They think pubic hair is nasty and anal sex is hot, and girls idolize the porn stars who inadvertently teach them how to give toe-curling blow jobs. But he spills the most ink, ehem, on the come on the face thing.

http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/feature/
2009/08/18/gen_porn/index.html

Alrighty! That's enough pervin' for one day.

Go West

2009-09-15T08:11:00.000-07:00

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ikickdogs/--46e1-lke

HAHAHAHA!

Jeffersoncare

2009-09-12T14:50:00.001-07:00

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.

–– Thomas Jefferson

And Counting...

2009-08-07T09:01:00.000-07:00

At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August 2009
the time and date will be

12:34:56 07/08/09

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

As if that means anything.

Best Movie Lines

2009-07-25T12:44:00.000-07:00

Brando, Nicholson or The Governator?

#10 Is Surely the Best

2009-07-22T09:36:00.000-07:00

and don't call me Shirley!

Which Hole?

2009-07-02T09:35:00.001-07:00

Oh come on!

Super Fly

2009-06-18T10:30:00.000-07:00

Okay, I've got no problem. PETA on the other hand is acting like the fucking loonies they are.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/18/
peta_prez_pronouncement/

Yeah next thing you know he'll kick the dog.

Here is their answer.

https://www.petacatalog.org/prodinfo.asp?number=HP220

Are they unable to tell a pest from more cognizant creatures?
Guess what? Even I don't kill things like nonpoisonous spiders(and most spiders are benificial), but a FLY! Wonder how they feel about bedbugs.

Pool Time

2009-06-17T14:14:00.001-07:00

Well it just might warm up enough to be pool time. The pool was feeling pretty good then this streak of great weather we had cooled it off below comfortable temps. Oh well, think of the savings on my PG&E.

So I was looking for an address on Google maps and came across this. Pools are popular in the northwest part of town eh? No, I didn't count them.

From Indigenous Geek

(click for larger)

Makin' The Tree Taller

2009-05-29T08:17:00.000-07:00

and the optical inch...

Sheeeeesh - an my age I just wanta keep it from fallin' down!

Alone In The Universe

2009-05-28T09:17:00.000-07:00

Damn almost a whole month without a post. What can I say? Busy.
So for your enjoyment - listen carefully

The Supremes

2009-05-01T07:44:00.000-07:00

Well The Prez will get a chance to appoint a new Supreme.
It appears that to mollify all his supporters it will have to be a liberal Hispanic lesbian who's had a child out of wedlock and possibly was born with a handicap.

SWINE FLU

2009-04-30T18:51:00.001-07:00

Yep, I'm makin' up for lost time...

Speaking of Disney...

Now about good ole Uncle Joe

What a ridiculous bunch of panic over nothing.

Newly published research supports the view that the H1N1 virus behind the current outbreak is a distant cousin of the virus that sparked the infamous 1918 epidemic. But all the signs so far indicate that the 1918 flu was much more lethal. In fact, some researchers report that today's headline-making microbe lacks some of the molecular machinery that made past versions of the virus deadlier.

Citing such reports, the Los Angeles Times noted today that the current outbreak "may not even do as much damage as the run-of-the-mill flu outbreaks that occur each winter without much fanfare."

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/
2009/04/30/1917163.aspx

Garfield

2009-04-30T13:18:00.000-07:00

Normally I don't read Garfield but today's caught my evil dirty mind

mmmmmmmmm.......
I know!
Perfect candidate for Garfield Minus Garfield.

Flash Mountain

2009-04-30T11:14:00.000-07:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been hard at work. Take that anyway ya want ya perverts. So in keeping with that idea I present this from an LA Times blog...

http://travel.latimes.com/daily-deal-blog/index.php/
flash-mountain-disne-4429/

Call it an unexpected consequence of the bad economy: A recent round of staff reductions at Disneyland could result in the return of embarrassing episodes of public nudity at the Happiest Place on Earth.

Way back in 1997, a front-page story in the Los Angeles Times chronicled a scintillating Internet phenomenon involving the Anaheim theme park’s Splash Mountain log ride: Photos of women flashing their breasts at an automatic camera that snapped souvenir photographs during the final 50-foot drop were “unzip-a-dee-doo-dahing” their way around cyberspace, earning the ride the dubious nickname “Flash Mountain.”

.....
Over the ensuing decade, objectionable pictures of breast-baring women were “washed away” by Splash Mountain photo editors before they were projected on preview screens at the end of the ride, according to David Koenig, author of “More Mouse Tales: A Closer Peek Backstage at Disneyland.”

.....
Disneyland officials confirmed that Splash Mountain photo screeners would be redeployed to other positions as of May 3.

HA! I'm not surprised (though to be honest I wasn't aware of this until now). So watch out for that nudity and enjoy some good old fashioned Disney racism on Splash Mountain. (Now you all know I could care less about Song Of The South being racist. I'm not only notPC but am blatantly against PC behavior in most cases. I just couldn't resist the jab.)

We The People

2009-04-14T18:24:00.000-07:00

In honor the April 15th...

Find more videos like this on Red State Update

Improved Comics

2009-04-01T13:52:00.000-07:00

Here's another fun comic site...

http://comicbooth.com/blogengine.net/

and of course don't forget The Comics Curmudgeon and Comics I Don't Understand over in the links.

Keep It Simple

2009-03-27T09:54:00.000-07:00

I'll probably stop working now - I just got this email

You have won $1,500,000.00 Dollars
DE CASINO OESINE INT S.L

E:mail: n8nfobankn8@yahoo.com.hk
Tel: +31-61-909-8936
Fax: +31-84-724-9563
lucky number 736-22575993-86 Ref:ES/9420X2/68
Mr.Walter Jones

and I don't even remember placing a bet...

Woo Hoo!

Major Waste Of Time #217

2009-03-20T14:05:00.000-07:00

Okay, I pointed to many photo sites before. Love 'em.

photobasment

somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday

but here's a new one for me - Viceland DOs & DON'Ts

http://www.viceland.com/int/dos.php

Now most of the DOs really seem like DON'Ts but maybe that's just me. There's an obvious affinity for cute young girls in the DOs and plenty of gay bashing in the DON'Ts (and not that isn't deserved. The quips are pretty good too (for a canadian(s)).

a DO

It may not seem fair but some ladies just have an inborn regality, and that's something all the valium in the world can't take away.
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1613

a DON'T (free hugs??? eeeewwww!)

Is it homophobic to say gay people confuse the living shit out of me these days? Cowboys and bikers I get, but how did Hasids, Mennonites, blackjack dealers, fine Persian rugs, and those inflatable guys at gas stations make it into the mix?
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1562

a DO

I'm not sure what she's selling but sign me the fuck up. Combining copper complexion with fish eyes and a vague American Fascist sensibility may not have the guys beating a path to your door, but it makes anything that comes out of your mouth sound like the cool voice of reason. Even some Earth Crisis bullshit.
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=1729

and a DON'T (really DON'T!)

Agreeing to have the stupidest thing you’ve ever said tattooed on your ass forever is like sacrificing a virgin to the riff gods.
http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=803

Bonus

2009-03-17T07:57:00.000-07:00

All the outrage over the AIG bonuses from politicians seems just a little hypocritical. I don't like it either but at this blog one commenter has the best idea...

Marc, I have a modest proposal. Pay their bonuses in ShamWow. I hear a set of ShamWow is worth like $50 or something, and you can get them for only around $10 (if you act now). And they throw in a free set! So for every $10 we pay, the talented executives of AIG would get about $100 worth of ShamWow. They should totally go for this, because this is the sort of valuation they peddle.

Now we can't do this all day.....

http://politics.theatlantic.com/2009/03/what_congress_can_do_to_stop_the_aig_bonuses.php

Never Waste A Good Crisis

2009-03-12T11:44:00.000-07:00

As long as effort is focused on ~~spending~~ stimulus bills and not a banking fix we can expect this.

Or for some light reading...
http://pajamasmedia.com/rogerkimball/2009/03/10/
the-idiots-guide-to-destroying-the-economy-a-12-step-program/

Dear IRS

2009-03-06T14:35:00.000-08:00

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Ed Barnett

Wichita Falls

http://www.timesrecordnews.com/news/2009/feb/05/no-headline---2-6_oped_letters/

The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition

2009-03-06T14:30:00.000-08:00

Slices through the wind like an omnibus spending bill.....

BACON!

2009-02-23T15:58:00.000-08:00

Oh this is too good...

I’ll get right to the good stuff: for the entire month of February, 2009, I, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. Nothing, my friends, but bacon.
.....
Now for the fine print: “Bacon” shall hereafter refer to the cured and smoked fatty cuts of pork, either back, side or belly. In other words “American bacon”. No “Canadian bacon”, which is really just lunchmeat. No pork chops. No turkey bacon. No “tofacon” or any such horror. Just bacon.

No condiments allowed. No syrups, or hot sauces, or pureed vegetables in the form of ketchup. No sauces at all. Just nature’s finest bacon, all by its dignified self.

I am making allowances for the following beverages: beer, wine, martinis and water. No juices, no V8, nothing that could be construed as “healthy”. This is somewhat arbitrary, I grant you, but one bit of madness at a time, is my reasoning.

start here http://blog.rifftrax.com/
2009/01/31/bacon-stupidity/ and follow the former MST3000 funnyman on his quest.

All in all it reminds me of one of my favorite jokes...

In an effort to stay on my diet I taped a picture of a pig to the door of the refrigerator. I then rigged a sound box to 'Oink' every time I opened the door. Now whenever I look in the frig all I can think of is how much better everything is with bacon on it.

When I Think Of Nuts

2009-02-19T15:32:00.001-08:00

hahahahahha!

Darwin Day

2009-02-12T10:10:00.000-08:00

In honor of Charles Darwin's 200th birthday we present the reasoning of the the most enlightened creationists.

Calling Barney Fife

2009-02-03T13:29:00.000-08:00

Ya gotta love these Sheriffs from the south.

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Olympic superstar Michael Phelps could face criminal charges as part of the fallout from a photo that surfaced showing the swimmer smoking from a marijuana pipe at a University of South Carolina house party.

A spokesman for Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott, who is known for his tough stance on drugs, said Tuesday the department was investigating.

"Our narcotics division is reviewing the information that we have, and they're investigating what charges, if any, will be filed," said Lt. Chris Cowan, a spokesman for agency.

.....Where exactly the party occurred isn't clear. The university said its police have no evidence it was on campus, and city police said they won't pursue criminal charges unless more information comes forward.

The Richland County sheriff can pursue charges as long as the party was in the county, the spokesman said.

"The bottom line is, if he broke the law, and he did it in Richland County, he's going to be charged," Cowan said. "And there's no difference between Michael Phelps and several other people that we arrest for the same type of a charge everyday."

Under South Carolina law, possession of one ounce or less of marijuana is a misdemeanor that carries a fine up to $200 and 30 days in jail for the first offense. Possession of paraphernalia is a $500 fine.

The Richland County sheriff has long sought to fight drug crimes. He rose from patrol officer to captain of the narcotics division in the early 1990s, after the television series "Miami Vice" made its splash.

Lott played the part well. He wore stylish suits and had long hair then. He drove a Porsche seized from a drug dealer and even worked undercover with federal agents in Florida.

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/
news/story?id=3881374

So Bubba thinks he's gonna git him publicity.

Now I Understand

2009-01-31T09:44:00.000-08:00

Sometimes you just need a simple explanation...

Growing Killer Tomatoes

2009-01-29T13:40:00.000-08:00

Radioactive fertilizer - GREAT!

Lotsa fun stuff here

Science Projects

2009-01-24T09:29:00.000-08:00

Yes Nathan, bigger is always better. Ask Mom.

What teenage boy isn't curious about wood?

And these two have found the answer. (Those lab coats are a nice touch)

"Right here Mr. Smith, is our research on screwing. Phillips head are best."

More here...

Hugh Gerod Reporting.....

2009-01-23T11:48:00.000-08:00

Just go read it...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/world/
europe/23crapstone.html?_r=2

Andy Must Have Been Celebrating All Night

2009-01-23T11:42:00.000-08:00

Where the hell was the director?

Maybe A Second Job

2009-01-21T14:48:00.000-08:00

Surprise!

Bush Prepares to Depart

2009-01-18T16:32:00.000-08:00

From Indigenous Geek

And In Other News Tonight...

2009-01-14T18:47:00.000-08:00

http://www.photobasement.com/

Oops!

Look On My Works, Ye Mighty...

2009-01-13T15:42:00.000-08:00

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2009/01/11/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Blago Balls

2009-01-13T13:02:00.000-08:00

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

2008-12-31T09:42:00.000-08:00

Okay, December was way too hectic this year. That's my only excuse.

Over at Comics I Don't Understand I got this...

* Where would you find more Jews: in temple on Yom Kippur, or in Chinese restaurants on Christmas?

http://comicsidontunderstand.com/wordpress/2008/12/29/
are-you-pondering-what-im-pondering/#comments

Which led to this...

Happy New Year!

The Economy

2008-12-05T08:44:00.000-08:00

Sorry for lack of post but I'm busy and then there was that holiday and the big one coming up.

The big news is of course the economy and I could offer up lots of opinion on it but this weeks Tom The Dancing Bug Sums it up just about right.

From Indigenous Geek

Here to see it all...

http://www.salon.com/comics/boll/2008/11/27/boll/

And an long but interesting blog post by the author about the whole thing
http://gocomics.typepad.com/tomthedancingbugblog/2008/12/
this-weeks-comic----and-its-origin-in-excrutiating-detail.html

I'm Feeling All Girly

2008-11-25T16:34:00.000-08:00

Okay just for a lark I tried this little test to determine if a blog is written by a man or a woman. Yep,

http://www.genderanalyzer.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2
Findigenousgeek.blogspot.com%2F

We think http://indigenousgeek.blogspot.com/ is written by a woman (81%).

81 fucking percent!!!

Shit it must be that Swedish dance band shit I posted.

Hell In Santa Barbara

2008-11-14T12:14:00.000-08:00

Things always seem so pleasant in Santa Barbara.

Not last night. If this pic from the LA Times isn't frightening

WOW! Amazing stuff and a lot more pics.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/
la-me-sbfire15-2008nov15,0,3157160.story

Ya Dancing

2008-11-10T17:45:00.000-08:00

There is often a perception that Sweden is more progressive then much of the world. Let's lay that to rest at least historically

Swedish Dance Bands of The 70s

Matching outfits were required

Must have hairy chest showing

No, a modest outfit - just totally creepy

I think I wore this one in a wedding in 1973

Nashville couldn't top these "Rhinestone Cowboys"

Whaaaaa????? are those cuffs turned up so we can see the cool platform boots?

Synchronized swimming to follow synchronized outfits

Are the Teddy Boys aware you're stealing their thunder?

Winners of the most chest showing

Does this polyester make my penis look bigger?

I guess the special kids were given a chance too

so is there a woman in this group? and does she have lip hair?

Not In Our Garden

2008-11-09T15:06:00.000-08:00

An old joke I saw again today.....

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?", she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?", she asked." That's a Daddy Longlegs", her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question hereplied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."

Kinda makes me think of the pro Prop 8 crowd and this little garden called California. (yeah I voted no)

I Knew It!

2008-11-09T14:12:00.000-08:00

Get the latest news satire and funny videos at 236.com.

It's Gonna All Be Okay Now

2008-11-05T15:09:00.000-08:00

Vote Early - Vote Often

2008-11-04T09:40:00.000-08:00

Just before 8 this morning.

I saving my comment for after this mess. (I guess you can see where my sentiments lie).

Spending

2008-10-24T12:09:00.000-07:00

Looking Good Sarah

Frankly I find that most political campaign spending is obscene. A total waste. The gaffe over the RNC spending $150k on clothes for Palin is ridiculous. That hardly strikes me as out of line when compared to the other spending. Business as usual.

What about this:

Barack Obama's spending far exceeds John McCain's and shows states he covets

Barack Obama bought $65 million worth of airtime last month, almost three times as much as John McCain, and shifted $7.6 million to Democratic parties in swing states to organize his campaign efforts.

Obama’s $65.5 million for airtime dwarfed the $22.5 million that McCain spent, according to disclosures filed with the Federal Election Commission. The media firm, GMMB, received the bulk of the money, $63.5 million, to buy airtime.

McCain benefited from spending by the Republican National Committee.

Obama raised a record $150.7 million in September, spent $87.5 million, and entered October with $133 million in the bank -- compared to McCain’s $47 million in the bank at the start of the month.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/
2008/10/barack-obamas-s.html

Please, Obama took in a 1000 times that last month alone. I wonder what the dems spend on outfitting Obama and his wife. Come on and be real. They all spend more in a year then most of us could spend in a lifetime. That of course is what makes it a sore issue to voters.

I wonder why the media can't get upset by all the money wasted on ads. OH! Wait.....

Shocking Revelation

2008-10-23T11:02:00.000-07:00

Shocking Revelation from the Weekly World News

CAMBRIDGE, MA - The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School.

In order to pay his way though Harvard Law, Barack Obama posed nude for several sessions of a figural drawing class.

Why had this been a secret for so long? Retired sculptor and art professor Lorraine Feinbaum explained, “Back then he only went by the nickname, ‘Stallion,’ as he was quite fit but slender.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/election-08/obama-nude/

Yeah just a little funnier then this email I got today from the DNC titled

Truly Vile...

Deborah --

The Republican National Committee is distributing a mail piece that says "Terrorists" on the front and opens to a big picture of Barack saying "Not Who You Think He Is."

John McCain -- who promised to run a respectful campaign -- said that he was "absolutely" proud of it.

Will you take a look at the mailing and make a donation of $5 or more to push back?

Will you fight back with a donation?

We have 12 days to make sure John McCain doesn't win the White House through scare tactics.

Give this campaign the resources we need to fight back in the final push:

https://donate.barackobama.com/mailing

Thanks,

David

David Plouffe
Campaign Manager
Obama for America

I get mail from the DNC??? - yeah they goofed somewhere and think I Debbie somethin'.
I'm so sick of the election but at least the WWN is a hoot.

Worst New Headline Ever

2008-10-09T10:55:00.000-07:00

Student From Licking Valley Charged with Child Porn

A 15-year-old Ohio girl was arrested on felony child pornography charges for allegedly sending nude cell phone pictures of herself to classmates. Authorities are considering charging some of the students who received the photos as well.

The unnamed student from Licking Valley High School in Newark, Ohio was arrested Friday after school officials discovered the materials and notified police. She spent the weekend in juvenile detention and entered a plea of "deny" on Monday, according to The NewarkAdvocate.com.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/08/
teen_charged_for_cell_phone_pics/

Should the girl be punished? Yes. Charged with a crime? Oh please. What in the hell is wrong with the DAs in this country?

How I Spent My Sunday

2008-10-06T17:59:00.000-07:00

Oh Sweet Jesus!

Found at the Bizzarro Blog.

Another Darwin Winner

2008-10-04T11:35:00.000-07:00

I love these - listen close for when she hits.

Great!

Just 4 Kids

2008-10-02T12:15:00.000-07:00

Amusing but not too original

I was going to post the stupid video of kids singing for Obama video but it seems some of the perpatraitors have decided to remove it after receiving due flack. They were just trying to do something nice. I hope they say just how ridiculous it was but I doubt it. Now the singforobama.org website doesn't even mention it. OOPS.