Gas And More

Yeah it's a Mad cover from Sept 2008 but it's just as true today.

And those gas prices let's not forget that ecotard Steven Chu that's supposed to be the secretary of energy.



He doesn't own a car. HA HA HA. We're all laughing with you Stevo.

Hot For Teacher

Some where in the quiet little town of Oxnard...

An Oxnard middle school teacher was put on administrative leave after she was accused of appearing in at least one pornographic video, district officials said.

District officials have not released the teacher's name and she has not been terminated, KTLA reported.

They placed the teacher on leave on Monday while the allegations are being investigated, Oxnard School District Supt. Jeff Chancer told KTLA Tuesday.
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The investigation began Friday when students approached administrators at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School and told them they had seen a female teacher in a pornographic video.

Administrators tried to verify the students' claims that one of the teachers was a porn star, but couldn't find any evidence that the rumors were true, the Ventura County Star reported. They sent an email to staff members saying the rumors were unfounded.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/03/oxnard-teacher-accused-of-being-porn-star-put-on-leave.html

Stupid Is As Stupid Does - Smoker Edition

Did you catch this little gem...

Police say a North Carolina man is dead after he accidentally drank from a jar of gasoline and then smoked a cigarette.

Havelock police received a 911 call about 9:55 p.m. Monday after 43-year-old Gary Allen Banning set himself on fire. Banning was transported to UNC Burn Center in http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifChapel Hill, where he died early Tuesday morning.

City spokeswoman Diane Miller said investigators believe Banning was at a friend's apartment when he apparently mistook a jar of gasoline sitting by the kitchen sink for a beverage. After taking a gulp, he spit the gas out and got some on his clothes.
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Sometime later, investigators say Banning went outside to smoke a cigarette and burst into flame.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2012/02/28/national/a152125S36.DTL&tsp=1


BTW the picture is from this story

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/02/portland_geniuses_light_house.php

Hello Hello

Saw this on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. Fired up GIMP and fixed it...

Catfisting

I was just channel surfing and came across one of the shows where they fish for catfish using just their hands. I've seen this before of course but I really started to wonder why this is entertainment. On The History Channel no less. They've sure gone downhill. The alien shows were awful unscientific speculation. Things like Swamp People might at least be called social studies. Pawn Stars has some historical learning value. But what the hell is bullshit?!!!




I understand that sometimes there can be alligators down in those holes. Here's hoping.




I need some totally inane show to take my mind off this. Did I just pass an old rerun of Bewitch?

Santa Clara 49ers

Yep, they're moving south. You know, the ones that almost made it to the Super Bowl. All it took was $200M from the NFL and $850M from the taxpayers of Santa Clara.



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/02/15/BA7E1N7LDJ.DTL

Guess money is tight all over.

I'm Back And I'm Stayin'

Fixed and ready to ride.

I'm promising myself three posts a week at least.

I Should Be Poor

This explains so much...

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http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/macro/penis-size-economic-growth




Seems IQ is inverse too.

Jesus At Walmart

Yes it's true. Jesus on a Walmart receipt. Of course the people who spotted him are typical religious nutters.

Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland, the engaged couple who experienced the alleged phenomenon, developed photographs in Walmart and placed the receipt from the service on Sutherland’s kitchen table.

A few days later, Sutherland, a 21-year-old student at North Greenville University, and her fiancee attended their regularly scheduled Wednesday night Bible study session. The message that night was about a close relationship with God.

Once the couple returned to Sutherland’s residence to watch a movie, she noticed a startled expression on Simmons' face.

"Right before we were about to start I noticed Jacob standing beside the counter. I said, 'What's wrong with you,'" Sutherland recalled. “He said, 'Look at this receipt.' I just looked at it and it looked kind of brown, and he said, 'No, Look at it.' So I took a second look and then I saw the face. The message we had just heard at church an hour before went through my mind."

The couple agreed that the shape of an ink-blotted bushy beard, facial structure and two eyes appeared to take the form of a divine face.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus-christ-image-develops-from-walmart-receipt-52665/



Someone else did a much better job of recognition however...



yes Marty Feldman.

It's Zombie Weekend

Yes it is.

http://nogodsallowed.wordpress.com/2011/04/21/the-most-overlooked-part-of-the-easter-narrative/



Even more amazing. He's a tall, blond haired, blue eyed, middle eastern jew.

It's Earth Day

Totally Geek

Yes I think this is funny. Yes I'm a geek.



MMMMMMmmmmmm... brats

Here it is

A Thought For Ash Wednesday

Lots of fun stuff
http://lolgod.blogspot.com

Attack Of The Killer Hummingbirds

I was outside this morning when I got buzzed - by hummingbirds. No it doesn't sound like humming. It's much more ominous. I have one of these feeders...



Why does it have four outlets? I've only seen more than one bird just once. They are extremely territorial about their food source. Some of them spend more time chasing others off than feeding. If you are 10-20 feet away and they're fighting over food be prepared to be buzzed. It can come damn close and it comes up fast.

So I probably know the answer to this but just let me ask anyway. If a hummingbird hits you in the head, will it stick like a dart?

That's what I thought.