I Should Be Poor
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Jesus At Walmart
Yes it's true. Jesus on a Walmart receipt. Of course the people who spotted him are typical religious nutters.
Jacob Simmons and Gentry Lee Sutherland, the engaged couple who experienced the alleged phenomenon, developed photographs in Walmart and placed the receipt from the service on Sutherland’s kitchen table.
A few days later, Sutherland, a 21-year-old student at North Greenville University, and her fiancee attended their regularly scheduled Wednesday night Bible study session. The message that night was about a close relationship with God.
Once the couple returned to Sutherland’s residence to watch a movie, she noticed a startled expression on Simmons' face.
"Right before we were about to start I noticed Jacob standing beside the counter. I said, 'What's wrong with you,'" Sutherland recalled. “He said, 'Look at this receipt.' I just looked at it and it looked kind of brown, and he said, 'No, Look at it.' So I took a second look and then I saw the face. The message we had just heard at church an hour before went through my mind."
The couple agreed that the shape of an ink-blotted bushy beard, facial structure and two eyes appeared to take the form of a divine face.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus-christ-image-develops-from-walmart-receipt-52665/
Someone else did a much better job of recognition however...
yes Marty Feldman.
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It's Zombie Weekend
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It's Earth Day
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Totally Geek
Yes I think this is funny. Yes I'm a geek.
MMMMMMmmmmmm... brats
Here it is
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A Thought For Ash Wednesday
Lots of fun stuff
http://lolgod.blogspot.com
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Attack Of The Killer Hummingbirds
I was outside this morning when I got buzzed - by hummingbirds. No it doesn't sound like humming. It's much more ominous. I have one of these feeders...
Why does it have four outlets? I've only seen more than one bird just once. They are extremely territorial about their food source. Some of them spend more time chasing others off than feeding. If you are 10-20 feet away and they're fighting over food be prepared to be buzzed. It can come damn close and it comes up fast.
So I probably know the answer to this but just let me ask anyway. If a hummingbird hits you in the head, will it stick like a dart?
That's what I thought.
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Does This Taste Funny?
Okay this might be one of the weirder ones I've ever posted
A California man faces up to a year inside after being found guilty of two counts of misdemeanor battery for ejaculating into a colleague's water bottle.
Michael Kevin Lallana faces additional aggro after the jury backed a "sentencing enhancement allegation" that he committed said misdemeanours for "sexual gratification".
Lallana, 32, and the victim, ID'd as Tiffany G, worked together at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network, NBC reports.
The victim testified that one Monday last year she took a swig from her waterbottle, having it left it at the office over the weekend. She apparently noticed a foul taste reminiscent of semen and disposed of it.
After the pair were moved to a different office she had a similar taste experience, and this time took the bottle for testing. Tests revealed the presence of semen, the firm opened an investigation and the police became involved.
Lallana admitted he'd added his fluids to the water, because "her lips had touched it" adding, "for me it's a release. I think about my wife." At the same time, he admitted, he found Tiffany attractive.
Lallana's attorney is pondering an appeal on the basis no crime was committed: "He committed an outrageous, egregious act, but to have battery, you have to have an application of force."
Tiffany apparently burst into tears after a verdict, prompting a sherriff's deputy to bring her tissues.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/02/25/water_bottle/So she was able to recognize the taste? Mmmmmm... Okay.
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Poopy Time
And a South Park Classic
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Tattoo You
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Work Work Work
This sooooooo defines my work week...
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/good_code.png
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Grown Ups
It Stinks!
Someone in the fam got a dvd of Grown Ups.
I couldn't even finish it.
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State of the Groundhog
I've seen this in several places.
Next year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day, February 2nd.
As Air America Radio pointed out, "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog."
Many sites leave off the reference to Air America. I assume they first said this in 2005 when the concurrence also happened and GWB was president. After all, AA no longer exists.
However it still rings true.
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