Deadeye Dick

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old friend while they were hunting quail on a ranch in Texas. Dick, who was granted deferments five times from the military, was none the less reported to be an experienced hunter.


Big Dick and friends admire his weapon

The veep's fellow target hunter, an attorney, was reported to have only been hit by a 'few' pellets of birdshot in the face and neck.

George Bush was reported to have said, "You're doin' one hellva job Dickie".