Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Redneck XDressing

I was looking around Farcebook today and there was a link to a video that someone made using pics from People of Walmart and some music.

Now we've all seen POW before but there is something that really leaves me a little baffled each time I look at it.

Okay, so you like to wear women's thong underwear. (and share that fact with others)...

or maybe just your underwear.

so okay, I guess it's a speedo with a matching hat. When I was younger I often went to the nude beach but it never occurred to me to do a beer run without putting shorts on.

Maybe a little more overt. Pink with ladies running shoes.
so this is like the same guy two different times?

frilly little socks and a matching top. at least he's in sporting goods and not... well never mind.

How about some heels

some long legs

But that's just starting

damn that last one's scary. Maybe some WNBA material in there.

Now here's your old high school geography teacher Mr Bates. The one that never married and lived with Mom. After she died he retired and started wearing her clothes. Well he wore them before but she never knew.


This one could have dated Eddie Murphy..

Nice hooker gear

I just feel so free in a dress

Then this one time at band camp...

I think the one in jeans is a girl.


And this guy. So like he colors his hair so he doesn't look old.

And the biggest freaks of all...


The New & Improved Blogger

What the motherf*$king Blogger's new interface lost my post when I tried 'preview'. Murphy's Law, it was a long one. There was no 'draft' auto saved either. Thanks Blogger.


Wednesday, April 18, 2012


Woo Hoo! a twofer for today.

The Austrian Village of Fucking decides at last to change its name. The cost of sign replacement was too much.

The 104 residents of the village will cast their votes later this week on whether to alter the name.

“People are now willing to discuss changes to the spelling of the name,” Franz Meindl, the village’s mayor, said in a television interview. “But first all Fuckingers have to agree on whether want to change it or not.” For centuries the tiny village in northern Austria lived life in happy obscurity, but life changed when US troops, stationed in the area at the end of the Second World War, discovered it, and since then the village’s name has been a constant source of amusement for tourists and irritation for locals.

At least 13 £250 road signs bearing the village’s name have been stolen, and the sight of semi-naked women posing for photographs beside signs has become a common sight. One local business woman, exasperated with people stealing her sign has taken to adding another “g” in the hope it will deter thieves.


No Wonder He Thought He Was Good

Well we're all aware Thomas Kincaid died a couple of weeks ago.. This was in last Friday's SFGate and sort of explains things.

A family member says painter Thomas Kinkade battled alcoholism over the past several years and had a relapse just before his death at his home in Santa Clara County.

Kinkade's brother, Patrick, tells the San Jose Mercury News (http://bit.ly/IxRfr0) decades of attacks on Kinkade's work and a split with his wife two years ago had taken a toll on the famous "Painter of Light."


Personally I could see where he had some talent but was a one trick pony. Always the same look and theme. I never cared for over sweetened view or his overt christian bs. I really knew he was a crook when I saw the 60 Minutes story on him. Here he had cheap prints of his works made, touched up with paint by little more than assembly line workers and he would scribble his name on them and send them out to his pyramid scheme 'galleries' to be sold at ridiculous prices as 'fine art'. Some christian. No wonder he drank (not that I'm against alcohol).

I posted some of the somethingawful.com photoshop phriday submissions for TK. Here are some of my favs.


Friday, April 06, 2012

Don't Like That Burger - Call 911

What a moron. Got just what she deserved.

In the recording, Nichols tells the dispatcher, "I had ordered some food from Hardeehttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif's over here and the food is no good, and the girl told me when I called her back that I could bring it back and get my money on it. Now she's telling me she can't do anything until tomorrow."

Roane County deputies responding to the call arrested Nichols on "abuse of 911" charges and booked her into the Roane County Jail, according to WRCBtv in Chattanooga, Tenn.

And thus we conclude with a lesson that (apparently) bears repeating again and again: 911 is for emergencies.


Now how can a burger like this be bad?