PT Barnum Was Right
Watching the morning news there was a story about a Minneapolis coffee shop selling $10 cups of Kopi Luwak coffee. Coffee beans collected from the droppings of an Indonesian weasel. Yep, the civit cat eats the coffee fruit and the beans pass through mostly undigested and are then collect and sold at a premium to suckers.
Roastmaster Jim Cone: "We roast it to, ah, about 420 degrees. It's a very rich, ah, cup of coffee, very chocolaty, ah, actually a carmelly taste around the bottom of your tongue." Chocolaty??? Carmelly??? Boy what a master of the analogy.
Can you see it. $10 dollars, take a sip.....
"Hey, this coffee tastes like weasel shit!"
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1 Comments:
Weasel shit coffee? That stinks!
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