Tell Em You're Dick Fitzwell

Ian down at RTs used to have that t-shirt. Never failed to crack me up. Right there with the Simpson's parank calls to Moe's.

"Hey everybody. I'm looking for Amanda Huggankiss. Is there Amanda Huggankiss here?"

Or the Bob & Tom song Charlie's Tavern.
"I'm looking for Richard Smoker - but all his friends call him Big Dick."
"Sharon Peters"
"Wilma Fingerdoo"

Sometimes I answer my phone with a phoney name.
"Norm Eswood here."

Now we have the internet name version.
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

See more http://independentsources.com/2006/07/12/worst-company-urls/

See more? Seymour Butts?